Shy Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)
Once again, it’s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...
View ArticleBefuddled Limerick
A fellow was feeling befuddled Cuz he yearned for one thing — to be cuddled. But he only got quickies Or sometimes mere hickeys. It appears that his message was muddled. (Prompted by Befuddled)
View ArticleSpurned Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...
View ArticleThose Poor Italian Husbands (Limerick)
Those Poor Italian Husbands (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane In Italy, men are bereft: The economy’s lost all its heft. They no longer can rent Second places — they’re spent! So most have no...
View ArticleWhen Sex Is A Train Wreck (Limerick)
A striking headline: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks. When Sex Is A Train Wreck (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane There are folks who like sex when it’s risky. Taking chances can make them...
View ArticlePost-Valentine’s Day Ode
Post-Valentine’s Day Ode By Madeleine Begun Kane Shoveling snow– Not my favorite chore. Mark did it for me. That’s what marriage is for.
View ArticleA Match You Can Bank On
A woman who’d stanched the advances Of a man she had met at some dances, Was informed of his wealth. Seems his grand fiscal health Has sufficed to enhance romance chances.
View ArticleA Not-So-Romantic Limerick For “Propose Day”
A fellow named Bill lost his will To propose to a gal who was shrill; While down on his knees He’d started to sneeze, And she said, “You are making me ill!” Happy Propose Day! (February 8)
View ArticleFoiled Romance (Limerick)
A young lass liked a fellow a lot, But his anti-vax views were a blot. So she thwarted his pass When she grasped that, alas, He would never give vaxes a shot.
View ArticleFoiled Romance (Limerick)
A man who, alas, had no game,Was rebuffed by a cold-hearted dame:“You’ve no shot at romanceWith me. Not at chance,Like I told you the last time you came!”
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